More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like
- "oh is the second season of that out?"
- "but i need to watch that one too-"
- "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
[thinking about lost] oh god…… [thinking about lost some more] oh dear……….. [grabs chest] oo h
before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.