official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

Lisa trying hard to stay in character while Jennifer barely keeps it together.

namastelost:

Maybe I keep seeing you die because I’m supposed to take your place.”

You and I both know… you’re not supposed to take my place, brother.”
"You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger."
(via mer-se)

theemptystars:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

idk that finale was a pretty big joke

quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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leadencirclesdissolve:

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

leadencirclesdissolve:

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

stannisbaratheon:

@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race

sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

alexanderssskarsbrow:

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

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tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person